So I wanna slap myself just for writing about this broad (sorry respectable women.) But for real tho...Britney Spears. Here are some facts (as I see them)
What she had going for her...
1. She had the look (she could sell magazines and give teenage guys something to look at
2. She was clean cut...meaning that she had no public priors
3. Darren taught her to pop and lock so it appeared that she could dance.
4. Finally, she had people that could create her image, write her repetitious songs, and folks that could layer her horrible voice and drown it out with background vocals.
Here's what what she had going against her...
1. Her overzealous mother (like Joe Dirt's mom when he meets her)
2. Her country ass past - look...If you're a squire from the double-wide lot, embrace it...Look where Gretchen Wilson is now.
3. Star Search...ugh...Star Search
All of the bad ish was bound to happen! It was destiny...How many times have you been out on the weekend ...or for those of you that don't go out...your local "Super Center" and have seen a lot of the same behavior from random trashy ass people? Take away the songs, paparazzi, money, & orthidontistry (new word) and voila! There can be a hot chick from any trailer park, hood, barrio...whatever and she can leave that location but those ways will always be ingrained in their simple little minds. Screw the successful guy, I want the greasy guy I bonded with while hovering over the lightbulb (if you don't get that then ask!) or "hey ahm pissed off so i'ma act up in public and ain't give a **** who sees it" mentality.
So in closing...if i had never moved out here, where there are so many rural areas...and people, I wouldn't understand Britney and I too would probably be interested in why she is the way she is...but based on what I see every day in small bits and pieces...there are enough Britney's that we have to hear in line at the gas station, or see next to us driving down the road, or watch with their dirty sticky kids that run around the grocery store wearing nothing but their soiled diapers with her yelling at 'em to "wait 'till we get outside." Let's move on from this chick and pay attention to more important ish.
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