TODAY'S CELEBRITY...(insert cliche word here...scoop, hot list, hot sheet...etc.)

first of all...gas face to pinche JJ Ryan...aka Pig Vomit...Even though you asked for the past week...he doesn't want me to play any slow jams for you tonight for Valentine's Day...but it's ok he's still not quite sure what romance is...but tis still our loss...he had that coming

alright...now for the real news:

Rihanna went in on Hova for somethin or another...rumor is Jay is mad jealous because she's with Chris Brown...I still think she waves the rainbow flag with Alicia!!!

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Also, you hear mariah's new ish yet...and with such a she-tay first single....she still wants to call her album E=MC2 (emancipation = Mariah Carey ummm...squared) as in better than the last... not so fast trick...put somethin out less predictable...sounds like a scared maid singin under her breath about gettin' tapped by the man of the house...but I still like it....this week.

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Then there's this trailer park princess Hanna Ray Cyrus...it's sad when the 13 year old's that are just now forming opinions about girls have this to look at and get excited about...back in the day we had Soliel Moon Frye and Lisa Turtle...but this? not hot! Sorry kids! But as usual I digress...Miley and her pappy are in trouble by up in arms parents and PTA affiliates because Miley got in the back of her dad's car and they drove away and Miley had no seatbelt on... 2 things A. if they wrecked she would learn her lesson and B. WFC? do we really have nothing else to worry about than some chick not having her seatbelt on in a video...do we really need the "it's a necessity, not an accessory" line? Take care of your kids and you won't need a 15 year old role model/babysiter on a plasma screen to influence you're kids so heavily.

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Finally, Gary Coleman perpetuates the vicious stereotype with this gummy-faced broad whom he allegedly secretly married back in August...no other commentary needed.

KANYE'S "FLASHING LIGHTS" VIDEO TRAILER

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ISH TO COME OUT



DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE TOUR...I WILL MOS' DEF' IN BE THERE ...WILL YOUR STANKIN' ASS? SHEEEEYUH I MIGHT HAVE TO DIP OVER TO THE KICK OFF BACK HOME IN SAN JO' (AKA SAN JOSE (CA) FOR THE GINGERS)

A BUNCH OF BUMS!!!!! WELLL WE'RE DOWN TO 2 AGAIN!!!

Hey it's me...Dre...
IT'S A DAMN SHAME!!!!!! So there's been a damn near 2 week hiatus! Not for lack of content but so much s*** going on both in and out of the show. I'll go ahead and put this out there...the girls are no longer with the show! Yeah it sucks but...umm so do evictions. So we are down to 2 again.
Apart from that...we sometimes suffer when we work for "the man" because when he's not happy, he makes damn sure that it trickles down. Though it's taken every ounce of restraint to leave issues off the air...I must wait until everything blows over before I delve into all of that.

Fayetteville, Springdale, Bentonville - Nooooo outside delivery for valentine's day...i mean are you serious? What this means is that just because the homely and lonely teachers that didn't get anything ...or anyone... are haaayyyyyteeerrrs. I'm not gettin' a damn thing but you don't see me tryin' to end VD like a damn out of season grinch. This is almost as atrocious as the fact that no bar has a 5 AM liquor license in NWA.

Speaking of the day of atrocity, Happy Valentine's Day...Booooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
More to come today but for now let's enjoy this tasty love song!

Mariah doin it big! - thank god I found you feat. Joe (the guy who sang "I wanna know" for you slow pokes)