before I go too deep into today's offering...a big WTF goes out to Usher...I mean this is a guy who I thought I would never clown. Based on the amount of times I either fell in love or thought I was, there was always an Usher song to make things seem alright. I guess you can say that I was truly a benevolent follower of the guy I mean "I celebrate his entire catalog!"I know, I know - reader: Dre, STFU and get to the point.Gentle reader, if you missed this weekend's atrocity on SNL here :
Kanye West says reports that he and Alexis Phifer secretly wed in Europe earlier this month are false.
True, the couple was in Paris, but that was just so Kanye could spend some time with his first love: fashion. That man loves clothes so much, he'll probably marry them.
Sorry, Alexis, in Kanye’s heart you’ll never be able to compete with pleats.
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE TOUR...I WILL MOS' DEF' IN BE THERE ...WILL YOUR STANKIN' ASS? SHEEEEYUH I MIGHT HAVE TO DIP OVER TO THE KICK OFF BACK HOME IN SAN JO' (AKA SAN JOSE (CA) FOR THE GINGERS)