Thursday, May 8, 2008

THURSDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SAC OF LIFE


IS YOUTUBE AND MYSPACE THE ANTICHRIST?



Not that I'm one to voice my opinion but so many of these poor, uneducated, dial up having, no tv-watching, bt'in, no responsibility taken ass parents should slap themselves...most need to take it a step further and go down and visit their local neighborhood pimp and allow them the honor to smack em with the baby powder. STFU!!! myspace doesn't make people do things, individuals make their own decisions. If someone's weak enough to let one of these mediums affect them on a negative level then (if they are a minor) need to be divested of that medium in question. The idea that outside, intangible, forces control a person's is ridiculous! British philosopher Bertrand Russell once said “There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths.” That's all I have to say about that!



NOTE TO SELF: WOMEN LIKE SHORTER SEX?

Premature ejaculators of the world, take heart. Scientific research is now on your side.

According to a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the best sex should last between seven and 13 minutes. The report, which surveyed a random sample of Americans and Canadians, also found that most people considered sex lasting three to seven minutes "adequate," and most thought sex for over 13 minutes was "too long."

Other recent studies show that while most people in the United States expect sex to last between 15 and 20 minutes, it is generally over in about half that time.

Interestingly, in response to the survey, Australian sex therapist Jane Howard noted that women are generally happy with a quick hit, while men tend not to be.

"There is a major gender difference in this area," Dr Howard is quoted as saying. "Usually women are quite happy with short intercourse, and are not bothered about prolonging it at all, but nearly all men want it to be much, much longer."


This is the kind of thing that could ruin a man...I mean we (a lot of us) work so hard to be able to have our minds right and now the pimply faced loser with the dirty khakis that would show signs of semen spots under the black light that is watching anime becomes victorious! This is so ass backwards...I'm gonna switch it up and start faking orgasms...why? so I can go home and have as much sex with myself as I want for as long as I want. Or better yet have someone do it for me perhaps.




MIMI AND CANNON LAMPOONED ON CNN!
(AS WELL THEY SHOULD)



I mean what do they expect? The last time was saw Mariah do something this outrageous was back when she delivered Popsicles to TRL on her way to the asylum!




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CHRISTINA MILIAN IS A JEALOUS BROAD WHO CAN'T HOLD A RECORD DEAL AND NEEDS TO DROP AND ALBUM WITH THAT OTHER IRRELEVANT CHICK ASHANTI!

I really am concerned about how sad sumadeezmufukasget about being outshined...Xtina Milian decided to attempt to give Mariah a good look on what's possibly in store for her future with dick cannon...
“All the time we were together, I heard nothing. No rumors, no gossip, and then all of a sudden I’m in Romania and I start hearing stuff. I did something no woman should do, but sometimes you’re entitled to … and I think a lot of women do it. [He cheated] the whole time with different girls, not just one, but different girls. He said to me that these girls helped his ego and made him look good.”
...(yawn) smh...She needs to STFU and finish filming and recording the soundtrack to Be Cool 2


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On second thought...ayo...Riske (Chris) reminded me how much hotter Xtina is than Mariah...Amen Hallelujah all praise be! I take back everything that I said previously about the beautiful creation!



"I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE!!!!"


Wednesday, May 7, 2008

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Nominees for the MTV movie awards announced...

"Superbad" led all flicks as nominations were announced Tuesday morning (May 6) for the 17th Annual MTV Movie Awards, which will be broadcast live Sunday, June 1, from the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City, California. The raunchy teen comedy scored noms for Best Movie; Best Comedic Performance (Jonah Hill); and three bids in the Best Newcomer category, for Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Michael Cera.

You're not seeing double: The "Arrested Development" actor also picked up a Best Male Performance nomination for "Juno." The critical fave about a pregnant teen is also up for Best Movie, Best Female Performance for star Ellen Page and Best Kiss (for the pair's smooch at the end). And that's the truth, honest to blog.

Rounding out the nominees for Best Movie are "National Treasure: Book of Secrets," "I Am Legend," "Transformers" and "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End." At last year's ceremony "Transformers" won the award for Best Summer Movie You Haven't Seen Yet, while "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" walked away with the Golden Popcorn for Best Movie.

Will Captain Jack get to take home another prize on Movie Awards night? Johnny Depp's take on the seafaring scallywag is once again nominated for Best Comedic Performance. He took down Davy Jones no problem, but he'll have to raise the Skull and Crossbones to take down his competition in this category, including Hill, Adam Sandler ("I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry"), Seth Rogen ("Knocked Up") and Amy Adams ("Enchanted").

The enchanting Adams, meanwhile, proves that fairy tales really do come true, with a record-tying three individual nominations. Aside from her nod for Best Comedic Performance, the newest Disney princess boasts nominations for Best Female Performance and Best Kiss (with Patrick Dempsey). To be crowned Queen of the Ball for the former, however, she'll have to beat out Keira Knightley ("Pirates of the Caribbean"), Katherine Heigl ("Knocked Up"), Page and Jessica Biel ("I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry"). Hey, if the glass slipper fits.

The wicked stepmother isn't around this year to put a damper on the fun, but there will be plenty of meanies anyway, as five of the biz's baddest show up to fight for Best Villain. The frightful five are Depp, for his role as the bereaved barber in "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"; Angelina Jolie, for her, um, "graphic" take on Grendel's mother in "Beowulf"; Topher Grace, for his role as Venom in "Spider-Man 3"; Oscar winner Javier Bardem for the coin-flipping assassin with the silly haircut in "No Country for Old Men"; and Denzel Washington for his take on drug lord Frank Lucas in "American Gangster."

Washington is also nominated for the same role in the category of Best Male Performance. Aside from Cera, other nominees in the category include Will Smith ("I Am Legend"), Matt Damon ("The Bourne Ultimatum") and Shia LaBeouf ("Transformers").

Between "Transformers," "Surf's Up" and "Disturbia," it was a big year for LaBeouf, but not as big as it was for the nominees in the category of Breakthrough Performance, all of whom catapulted into the mainstream. Zac Efron and Nikki Blonsky ("Hairspray"), Megan Fox ("Transformers"), Chris Brown ("This Christmas") and Seth Rogen ("Knocked Up") join the "Superbad" three.

It'll be a fight to the finish, but nothing like the kind of brawls that are nominated this year in the category of Best Fight, which include Damon vs. Joey Asah, for their rooftop rumble in "The Bourne Ultimatum"; Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco, for their superhero smackdown in "Spider-Man 3"; Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell for the global grudge match in "Jumper"; Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming for their behemoth beating in "Rush Hour 3"; and Alien vs. Predator for their whoever-wins-we-lose grapple in "AvP: Requiem."

If only they could kiss and make up, like the nominees for Best Kiss, including LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer ("Disturbia"), Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman ("Step Up 2: The Streets"), Adams and Dempsey, Page and Cera, and Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung ("Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix").

In a new category this year, five films are nominated as the Best Summer Movie So Far. They are "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," "Sex and the City: The Movie," "Speed Racer," "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" and "Iron Man."

The destiny of the awards lies in the hands of the viewers: Fans can vote by visiting MovieAwards.MTV.com before May 23 to support their favorite nominees in each category. Fans can also go online to vote for the user-generated category, Best Movie Spoof, where viewers have the opportunity to submit their own original movie shorts parodying films from the past year. MTV has partnered with UGC video sites, including Photobucket, MySpace, Daily Motion, Break, Buzznet, Heavy and FunnyorDie to give anyone and everyone with a creative vision their chance to shine in a celeb-filled arena. Finalists for the Best Movie Spoof will be flown to Los Angeles to attend the awards, where one will be crowned the winner.

The always-irreverent awards show will be hosted by comedian Mike Myers for a second year, after his 1997 stint as Movie Awards MC. The show will be executive-produced by Emmy-winning producer Mark Burnett.

Performers and presenters will be announced soon!

The MTV Movie Awards will air live on MTV on Sunday, June 1. All the latest updates on nominees, presenters, performers, voting, contests and much more can be found on MovieAwards.MTV.com. And check out Movies.MTV.com for the latest movie news, trailers, photos and more!



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Tulane Fraternity Suspended, 8 Arrested After 'Hell Night' Hazing Incident

NEW ORLEANS — Ten Tulane University fraternity members faced felony charges Wednesday and the school suspended Pi Kappa Alpha following accusations that the group burned pledges with hot water and pepper spray during a "hell night" initiation.

The fraternity members face felony battery charges — punishable by up to 15 years in prison — in an alleged hazing incident in which two pledges received second- and third-degree burns from boiling water and crab boil being poured on their bodies.

"The two students were treated at a local hospital for severe burns that occurred during the hazing," Officer Gary Flot, a New Orleans police spokesman, said in a news release.

A Tulane spokesman refused to comment on the allegations or the status of the students on Wednesday, but the school issued a news release saying it had suspended its chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity and would investigate.

"This fraternity is no longer a recognized fraternity at Tulane," the school's news release said. "The university has zero tolerance for any type of hazing or other incident which can potentially endanger the well being of any student."

Eight of the fraternity members had turned themselves in to New Orleans police by Wednesday. They were booked with aggravated second-degree battery.

Two others were still being sought.

The pledges were scalded with hot crab boil and pepper spray late April 26 or early April 26 to see who could stand the most pain, Frank D'Amico Jr., an attorney for one of the victims, told WWL-TV.

D'Amico did not return calls from The Associated Press.

Two of the victims had second- and third-degree burns to various parts of the body and were treated at Touro Hospital. A Pi Kappa Alpha national spokesman said Wednesday the fraternity would have a statement later.

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Canadians Protesting
Jamaican Laws on homosexuality...



Prime Minister Bruce Golding has announced that the island's buggery laws will not be repealed, despite enormous international pressure.

Egale Canada, a human rights group based in Toronto, Canada, recently announced its intention to call for a tourism boycott of the island, as well as a ban on the country's goods and services. The group issued a May 12 ultimatum on the Jamaican Government and threatened to make a public announcement five days later, encouraging the ban if its demands were not met.

The group appealed for the production of public service announcements denouncing homophobia/transphobia, called for a national homophobia/transphobia education campaign and lobbied for the abolition of the buggery law and any other law that stigmatises or criminalises consensual same-sex acts.

The Jamaica Hotel and Tourist Association (JHTA) had expressed concern about the threats, and added that the Canadian market was a particularly viable one. Wayne Cummings, head of the JHTA, told THE STAR in an earlier interview, "They are a very forward-thinking, liberal country, and I'm sure there may be some credibility to the argument that they could affect us."

Ignoring the issue

However, Prime Minister Golding, speaking at his post-budget press briefing at Jamaica House yesterday, said he has seen nothing yet to cause him to consider a review of the buggery laws. The prime minister, who has been accused of ignoring the issue by the Jamaica Forum for Lesbians, All-Sexuals and Gays (JFLAG), said: "There is a road down which I'm not going to allow this country to go under my leadership."

He also voiced his opposition to same-sex marriages. "There are people who use the same philosophical kind of basis to seek, for example, legislative changes to redefine marriage so that marriage in law must mean something different from what marriage is now. Once we embark on that express way I am not certain at what point we are going to get off."

He continued, "As far as this prime minister is concerned, marriage means a union sanctified and endorsed by law between a man and a woman. And I don't want to speak with any ambiguity about where this yah prime minister rest."

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Havin' a big ass will
keep ya from getting diabetes!



CHICAGO (Reuters) - A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.


They said subcutaneous fat, or fat that collects under the skin, helped to improve sensitivity to the hormone insulin, which regulates blood sugar.

Mice that got transplants of this type of fat deep into their abdomens lost weight and their fat cells shrank, even though they made no changes in their diet or activity levels.

"It was a surprising result," said Dr. Ronald Kahn of Harvard Medical School in Boston, whose study appears in the journal Cell Metabolism.

"We actually found it had a beneficial effect, and it was especially true when you put it inside the abdomen," Kahn said in a telephone interview.

Kahn said he started the study to find out why fat located in different parts of the body seems to have different risks of metabolic disease such as diabetes.

Researchers have known for some time that fat that collects in the abdomen -- known as visceral fat -- can raise a person's risk of diabetes and heart disease, while people with pear-shaped bodies, with fat deposits in the buttocks and hips, are less prone to these disorders.

Now it turns out that subcutaneous fat -- fat found just under the skin -- may be actively protecting people from metabolic disease.

Kahn and colleagues conducted a series of experiments on mice where they transplanted subcutaneous fat from donor mice into the bellies and under the skin of mice.

Mice that got subcutaneous fat transplanted into their bellies started to slim down after several weeks, and they also showed improved blood sugar and insulin levels compared to mice that underwent a sham procedure.

"What we found was that when we put it in either place, there was some improvement in metabolism," Kahn said.

"I think it's an important result because not only does it say that not all fat is bad, but I think it points to a special aspect of fat where we need to do more research," he said.

Kahn's team is working to find the substances produced in subcutaneous fat that provide the benefit with the hope of developing a drug that might copy this effect. Although fat is known to produce several hormones, Kahn said none of the known hormones appeared to be involved in this process.

"If we can capture those (substances), we might have an opportunity to convert them into drugs or use them as guides to help develop drugs," he said.

(Editing by Maggie Fox and Doina Chiacu)
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I can't help myself!!!! I mean every time I see the damn commercial I fall out laughing!
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MORE FUN FROM YA BOY!!



THIS WAS MAD FUNNY TOO...
OLDIE BUT DEF. HILARIOUS


Tuesday, May 6, 2008

DAMMIT....THERE'S NO GOOD JUICY NEWS TODAY SOOO...(PARENTAL ADVISORY!!)

I'm gonna talk some ish!!!
(PARENTAL ADVISORY)
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I really must be getting old because over half of the sh*t I see on TV nowadays makes me so damn irate...tonight's target...MTV.

I won't start this off by asking the question..."what happened?" or "it's called Mtv as in Music Television, so why is it that I only get to see videos in the middle of the night or during TRL?" No, I won't do that today because it's already been done...but why does my Tivo say that Carson Daily's still the host in the description window for TRL? That f&*%in' guy hasn't even been in that building since I was finishing my first year of being a freshman...a long time ago...

MTV used to be the place for the younger generation to go to enjoy the things that our parents weren't really down with. Life was good; in fact, life was grand...until that fateful day that some executive sitting in business class on a transatlantic flight decided that this new format for television called "reality television" would take US television ratings to a new level...because it's good to mimic the Brits right?

I know that reality TV is really the big deal and has been because we're so damn bored with our own lives so we watch other mindless souls that have a little bit a more courage and looks than us make asses of themselves half an hour a week on what seems to be about 40-50 shows.

THE REAL WORLD was innovative in the early days...there were characters on there that we still remember to this day...like Puck. That did well for several seasons and now, we just see the same old shit every season...the stereotypical and obligatory stereotypes from various walks of life. Then the (group)think tank over at Bunim Murray decided that THE REAL WORLD model would work outside of the city...so let's take it to the Amazon or the outback and throw in some team building exercises based around the fears stated by the participants on their audition video. I used to love MTV but even I couldn't keep up with The Real World/Road Rules/TRR,RR CHALLENGE/ INFERNO/ETC. WHY?


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Before you completely write this off as yet another tyrannical entry that's completely ridiculous...think about how far they've taken it over there at Viacom. The Hills, Another Taste of Tila, and flagship THE REAL WORLD. No substance whatsoever! But everyone enjoy's it...We are over indulging on this fat of the land. If we were to liken these lil' shows to say...food... I think that by the time the week's over we're looking like Mikey from the "I'm Happy to be Fat" episode of True Life. Seriously, it's to the point where there are reality shows, spinoffs, spinoffs of spinoffs, and weekly wrap up shows discussing all of the above; and oh, by the way, Rock The Vote!

I'm just as guilty because I bring to you all of the same ignorance on my show...when I'm told to... but at the end of the day pick up a damn newspaper and a book and get some real knowledge in your head...if that doesn't sound good, then take your ass outside of the house and be productive...do we really care that "dumb broad A" got into a fight with "scandalous broad #3" on The Hills? If you do...listen to JJ's show because I don't put up with that sh*t!!!



Till then, get ya minds right, take ya vitamins, and wash ya ass!


deuces fam!...


Monday, May 5, 2008

MAY 5TH....FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO

THE BIG STORY

FBI posts fake hyperlinks to snare child porn suspects

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The FBI has recently adopted a novel investigative technique: posting hyperlinks that purport to be illegal videos of minors having sex, and then raiding the homes of anyone willing to click on them.

Undercover FBI agents used this hyperlink-enticement technique, which directed Internet users to a clandestine government server, to stage armed raids of homes in Pennsylvania, New York, and Nevada last year. The supposed video files actually were gibberish and contained no illegal images.

A CNET News.com review of legal documents shows that courts have approved of this technique, even though it raises questions about entrapment, the problems of identifying who's using an open wireless connection--and whether anyone who clicks on a FBI link that contains no child pornography should be automatically subject to a dawn raid by federal police.

Roderick Vosburgh, a doctoral student at Temple University who also taught history at La Salle University, was raided at home in February 2007 after he allegedly clicked on the FBI's hyperlink. Federal agents knocked on the door around 7 a.m., falsely claiming they wanted to talk to Vosburgh about his car. Once he opened the door, they threw him to the ground outside his house and handcuffed him.

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50 FREED OF HIS CHAINS IN AFRICA

50 Cent may have lost a bit of weight for his latest movie role, but the MC is still a force to be reckoned with. A fan in Angola appears to have learned that lesson the hard way recently when he jumped onstage during a G-Unit show in the African nation and snatched 50's chain from his neck mid-song.

On shaky video captured by a fan, an unidentified person can be seen climbing onstage, ripping what appears to be a chain from 50's neck and then jumping back into the crowd. The music stops almost immediately and the crowd can be seen surging back and forth as it appears the culprit is making his way to the back of the venue.

On Monday, the matter was addressed on 50's personal Web site, ThisIs50.com: "Recently 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo were performing in Angola, Africa. Being that security was limited, fans were able to interact with the group on stage. However one fan had a different motive, and bit off more than he can chew, as he attempted to run up on 50 and snatch his chain."

According to the post, "50 pushed him off the stage and jumped into the crowd and then all hell broke loose." The site promised more on the incident soon, including live footage from the chain grab.

An unnamed G-Unit insider reportedly told TMZ.com that what isn't seen in the fan video was that 50 jumped off the stage, "and punched the man who tried to jack him." The insider also reportedly said, "The chain is around 50's neck right now."

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CHRIS BREEZY'S POSTED UP AT THE FLASHING LIGHTS TOUR HIS B'DAY WEEKEND

Word on the street is that CB popped up this past weekend at the GLOW IN THE DARK tour in H-Town and did some dancin' at the end of NERD's set...he never did show up during Rihanna's set but this is still keepin' the rumor alive that the two are a couple. This was also Chris' b'day weekend...so who better to spend it with than his boo?



Oil jumps $4 to record
over $120 on weak dollar

I don't even wanna talk about it...for real you can just read the article your damn self...


Iron Man

THE 100 MILLION DOLLAR MAN...

Take that, Batman, Superman and just about every other kind of costume-wearing man.

Iron Man grossed $100.8 million, per studio estimates compiled Sunday by Exhibitor Relations Co., a number that makes the Robert Downey Jr. film second only to Spider-Man for comic book movie debuts.

The estimate does not include the movie's Thursday night sneaks. If it did, it'd be $3.5 million higher.

The estimate also doesn't include overseas ticket sales. If it did, it'd be nearly $100 million higher.

In all, by the close of business tonight, Iron Man is predicted to have taken in $104.3 million domestically and $201 million worldwide, or more than the entire global runs of Daredevil and Catwoman. Give it a few days or so, and it'll move past Batman & Robin and Ghost Rider on the all-time comic book movie list, as compiled by Box Office Mojo.

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Miley Cyrus

MILEY CYRUS RESURFACES

@...DISNEY WORLD!

So Miley found herself doing a pre-planned show at Disney World over the weekend where she told her fans "I can't think of how many would stand in the rain to come in here. Thank you all for coming out tonight, you're all amazing." All of this stemming from the fallout of her Vanity Fair pics from last week.

Since those pics have circulated things have been real shady for Miley....there's been scrutiny from parents, press, haters, midgets, pimps, hoes, theifs, and of course, Disney. They (Disney) is rumored to be lookin for a more clean cut replacement for Cyrus.

I'm not convinced that Disney's lookin' to pull the plug over the pics. It's gotta have a lot to do with the fact that they do own the "Hannah Montana" name but not "Miley Cyrus." Since coming out to the public last year stating that she wanted to go by her legal name, the two names have become synonymous. She's become too much of a franchise for her own good, deeming to be a liability to Disney---to the point where she could single handedly hurt the (good?) Disney name.


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RIHANNA'S TIRE OF FOLKS TALKIN'

ABOUT HER AND HOVA

Basically, it's gotta be said again, Rihanna and Hov don't have anything goin on. I mean this fool just got married to what was the hottest chick in the game. I'm still not sure why he did that, but it's the fact of the matter. I'm really not even a Beyonce fan anymore and think that it would be better for Hov to be down with a chick like Rihanna but...he's just too old. When asked about it, here's what she said:

“Well, it’s crazy that you ask me that. People know that it’s not true. I think it’s kinda a cliché question, and people know it’s not true, so I don’t even know why it’s still addressed to this day. I get asked about it all the time and I’m like, You’re asking, but you know the answer. I don’t even like to address it anymore.”

So there. She's doin alright since she's (allegedly) dating Chris Brown...Speaking of which...


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USHER'S SAYING THAT CHRIS BROWN

IS GONNA BE THE NEXT HIM?

Usher's a cocky ass cat. I mean he has every right to be because he's that guy, but now he's tryna reach out and keep himself relevant by saying that Chris Breezy's got next as far as attaining the same success as him.

I don't know about that...Usher didn't come out the gate the same way brown did...I mean it took Usher like 2 albums...and back then he even worked with Puff, Andre Harell (during the New Jack Swing Era,) and others but still couldn't score a hit. It was only when he hooked up with prepubescent hit maker Jermaine "Y'all Know What This Is" Dupri, that Ursher had his break with "You Make Me Wanna" and "My Way."
All that being said - Chris Brown does have the upper hand on Usher. and CB didn't get his ass whooped by Dallas Austin like Ush...which is still laughable!

I may be talkin' a lot of shit about Ush but the guys good. I'm still lookin forward to the new album.


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It's a cot damn shame. It's for real they're married. I can't describe how upset I am by this devastating news...the tragedy, the horror, pain. You know what I don't even want to report on this...I'll just get my Gary Dourdan on and leak the letter I sent to Mariah:

Dear Mariah,
I know that you're trying to stay young and relevant, but you went with the wrong guy. Why marry a guy who's professional peak was a song called gigalo...I mean I don't know anyone that remembers any part of the song other than R. Kelly's hook. He's a bum! Wildin' Out? Are you serious? This clown is a walking lampoon and you picked him to be with? Over me? Shadyville DJ extraordinaire? The sexiest Night Guy at the 100,00 watt Power 105.7 in Fayetteville Arkansas for that clown. I am hurt and disappointed by your actions and I will never forgive you. I hope that you've made yourself proud and know that you're going to regret your decision and you will die alone.

Thanks for nothing,

Dre "You're not gonna ever touch my body again" Boogs!

Avril Lavigne

AVRIL CAN'T SING!

Avril's still going on with her lackluster "The Best Damn Thing" tour...well after she gets better from having acute laryngitis. She's had to cancel several tour dates. But so far, I'm hearing that the show sucks. Not from the core fans who have probably never see a decent show in their lives...but normal music heads who feel the same way that I do. She's a damn fool.

She's played out. plain and simple. She was cool when she came out into the mainstream in '02 but then proved to be just another self indulged fake ass bad girl...PARIS HILTON MEETS THAT CHICK FROM THE CRANBERRIES.