THURSDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SAC OF LIFE

IS YOUTUBE AND MYSPACE THE ANTICHRIST?

Not that I'm one to voice my opinion but so many of these poor, uneducated, dial up having, no tv-watching, bt'in, no responsibility taken ass parents should slap themselves...most need to take it a step further and go down and visit their local neighborhood pimp and allow them the honor to smack em with the baby powder. STFU!!! myspace doesn't make people do things, individuals make their own decisions. If someone's weak enough to let one of these mediums affect them on a negative level then (if they are a minor) need to be divested of that medium in question. The idea that outside, intangible, forces control a person's is ridiculous! British philosopher Bertrand Russell once said “There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths.” That's all I have to say about that!

NOTE TO SELF: WOMEN LIKE SHORTER SEX?

Premature ejaculators of the world, take heart. Scientific research is now on your side.

According to a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the best sex should last between seven and 13 minutes. The report, which surveyed a random sample of Americans and Canadians, also found that most people considered sex lasting three to seven minutes "adequate," and most thought sex for over 13 minutes was "too long."

Other recent studies show that while most people in the United States expect sex to last between 15 and 20 minutes, it is generally over in about half that time.

Interestingly, in response to the survey, Australian sex therapist Jane Howard noted that women are generally happy with a quick hit, while men tend not to be.

"There is a major gender difference in this area," Dr Howard is quoted as saying. "Usually women are quite happy with short intercourse, and are not bothered about prolonging it at all, but nearly all men want it to be much, much longer."


This is the kind of thing that could ruin a man...I mean we (a lot of us) work so hard to be able to have our minds right and now the pimply faced loser with the dirty khakis that would show signs of semen spots under the black light that is watching anime becomes victorious! This is so ass backwards...I'm gonna switch it up and start faking orgasms...why? so I can go home and have as much sex with myself as I want for as long as I want. Or better yet have someone do it for me perhaps.

MIMI AND CANNON LAMPOONED ON CNN!
(AS WELL THEY SHOULD)

I mean what do they expect? The last time was saw Mariah do something this outrageous was back when she delivered Popsicles to TRL on her way to the asylum!

CHRISTINA MILIAN IS A JEALOUS BROAD WHO CAN'T HOLD A RECORD DEAL AND NEEDS TO DROP AND ALBUM WITH THAT OTHER IRRELEVANT CHICK ASHANTI!

I really am concerned about how sad sumadeezmufukasget about being outshined...Xtina Milian decided to attempt to give Mariah a good look on what's possibly in store for her future with dick cannon...
“All the time we were together, I heard nothing. No rumors, no gossip, and then all of a sudden I’m in Romania and I start hearing stuff. I did something no woman should do, but sometimes you’re entitled to … and I think a lot of women do it. [He cheated] the whole time with different girls, not just one, but different girls. He said to me that these girls helped his ego and made him look good.”
...(yawn) smh...She needs to STFU and finish filming and recording the soundtrack to Be Cool 2

On second thought...ayo...Riske (Chris) reminded me how much hotter Xtina is than Mariah...Amen Hallelujah all praise be! I take back everything that I said previously about the beautiful creation!

"I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE!!!!"