DAMMIT....THERE'S NO GOOD JUICY NEWS TODAY SOOO...(PARENTAL ADVISORY!!)

I'm gonna talk some ish!!!

(PARENTAL ADVISORY)

I really must be getting old because over half of the sh*t I see on TV nowadays makes me so damn irate...tonight's target...MTV.

I won't start this off by asking the question..."what happened?" or "it's called Mtv as in Music Television, so why is it that I only get to see videos in the middle of the night or during TRL?" No, I won't do that today because it's already been done...but why does my Tivo say that Carson Daily's still the host in the description window for TRL? That f&*%in' guy hasn't even been in that building since I was finishing my first year of being a freshman...a long time ago...

MTV used to be the place for the younger generation to go to enjoy the things that our parents weren't really down with. Life was good; in fact, life was grand...until that fateful day that some executive sitting in business class on a transatlantic flight decided that this new format for television called "reality television" would take US television ratings to a new level...because it's good to mimic the Brits right?

I know that reality TV is really the big deal and has been because we're so damn bored with our own lives so we watch other mindless souls that have a little bit a more courage and looks than us make asses of themselves half an hour a week on what seems to be about 40-50 shows.

THE REAL WORLD was innovative in the early days...there were characters on there that we still remember to this day...like Puck. That did well for several seasons and now, we just see the same old shit every season...the stereotypical and obligatory stereotypes from various walks of life. Then the (group)think tank over at Bunim Murray decided that THE REAL WORLD model would work outside of the city...so let's take it to the Amazon or the outback and throw in some team building exercises based around the fears stated by the participants on their audition video. I used to love MTV but even I couldn't keep up with The Real World/Road Rules/TRR,RR CHALLENGE/ INFERNO/ETC. WHY?

Before you completely write this off as yet another tyrannical entry that's completely ridiculous...think about how far they've taken it over there at Viacom. The Hills, Another Taste of Tila, and flagship THE REAL WORLD. No substance whatsoever! But everyone enjoy's it...We are over indulging on this fat of the land. If we were to liken these lil' shows to say...food... I think that by the time the week's over we're looking like Mikey from the "I'm Happy to be Fat" episode of True Life. Seriously, it's to the point where there are reality shows, spinoffs, spinoffs of spinoffs, and weekly wrap up shows discussing all of the above; and oh, by the way, Rock The Vote!

I'm just as guilty because I bring to you all of the same ignorance on my show...when I'm told to... but at the end of the day pick up a damn newspaper and a book and get some real knowledge in your head...if that doesn't sound good, then take your ass outside of the house and be productive...do we really care that "dumb broad A" got into a fight with "scandalous broad #3" on The Hills? If you do...listen to JJ's show because I don't put up with that sh*t!!!

Till then, get ya minds right, take ya vitamins, and wash ya ass!


deuces fam!...