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Monday, June 30, 2008

AHHH MONDAY...AGAIN

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AMY WINEHOUSE BEATS UP A FAN...

DUMBASS!!!!






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MUCHO IMPORTANTE:

LC from THE HILLS is not as bitchy as she seems!

So I guess a GLAMOUR reporter interviewed one of the broads from the OC and this is what was written about the said heifer...

She wants us to know the following about LC:

- As with all celebs, seemed way shorter/thinner in person. Also, tanner.
- Seemingly really sweet/almost a little shy. I wasn't getting stuck-up vibes. When I needed to find the ladies' room, she walked me there, despite 10 publicists who could have done so instead.
- Shockingly well-spoken considering the inane dialogue we generally see her involved in on The Hills.


Introducing Alan Patton.....the Urine Connoisseur! Eww!

"Police charged a northwest Columbus man with criminal mischief for allegedly planning to collect young boys’ urine and drink it. Alan Patton was recently spotted in restrooms at Sports Ohio two weeks ago. According to a police report, Patton, 56, the female employee recognized him as the same man she saw the previous week “putting Saran Wrap on toilets and cups in urinals.”

The employee called police and found Patton walking out of a restroom stall with a black duffle bag.

In 1994, Patton pleaded guilty to a charge of gross sexual imposition against an 8-year-old boy. He served four years in prison and was labeled a sex offender. Then, in 2006, Patton was caught at a Gahanna movie theater and was accused of watching little boys urinate. Police said that Patton admitted to collecting boys’ urine and even paid them for it. Patton was charged with voyeurism.

Police said that Patton would turn the water to the urinals off, place a cup inside and then collect the urine after a boy went to the bathroom.

Woah - this cat is highly deranged. Let’s get this straight, he’s a fan of the mellow yellow, who carries his contraband around in a duffel bag. Where have we heard this before?" Bossip.com

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The 6 Most Annoying Coworkers:

Are You One?

Nearly every workplace has them: the Naysayer, who dismisses team members' ideas; the Spotlight Stealer, who claims credit for a colleague's efforts; and other annoying coworkers who make collaboration difficult. Following are six professionals whose irritating behaviors and irksome attitudes prevent them from forming productive relationships at work -- and what you should to do avoid following in their footsteps:

1. The Naysayer. This office dweller delights in shooting down ideas. Even during "blue sky" brainstorming sessions, where all suggestions are to be contemplated with an open mind, the Naysayer immediately pooh-poohs any proposal that challenges the status quo.

The right approach: Because great solutions often rise from diverse opinions, withhold comment -- and judgment -- until the appropriate time. Moreover, be tactful and constructive when delivering criticism or alternative viewpoints.

2. The Spotlight Stealer. There is definitely an "I" in "team" according to this glory seeker, who tries to take full credit for collaborative efforts and impress higher-ups. This overly ambitious corporate climber never heard a good idea he wouldn't pass off as his own.

The right approach: Win over the boss and colleagues by being a team player. When receiving kudos, for instance, publicly thank everyone who helped you. "I couldn't have done it without ..." is a savvy phrase to remember.

3. The Buzzwordsmith. Whether speaking or writing, the Buzzwordsmith sacrifices clarity in favor of showcasing an expansive vocabulary of cliched business terms. This ineffective communicator loves to "utilize" -- never just "use" -- industry-specific jargon and obscure acronyms that muddle messages. Favorite buzzwords include "synergistic," "actionable," "monetize," and "paradigm shift."

The right approach: Be succinct. Focus on clarity and minimize misunderstandings by favoring direct, concrete statements. If you're unsure whether the person you are communicating with will understand your message, rephrase it, using "plain English."

4. The Inconsiderate Emailer. Addicted to the "reply all" function, this "cc" supporter clogs colleagues' already-overflowing inboxes with unnecessary messages. This person also marks less-than-critical emails as "high priority" and sends enormous attachments that crash unwitting recipients' computers.

The right approach: Break the habit of using email as your default mode of communication, as many conversations are better suited for quick phone calls or in-person discussions. The benefit? The less email you send, the less you're likely to receive.

5. The Interrupter. The Interrupter has little regard for others' peace, quiet or concentration. When this person is not entering your work area to request immediate help, the Interrupter is in meetings loudly tapping on a laptop, fielding calls on a cell phone, or initiating off-topic side conversations.

The right approach: Don't let competing demands and tight deadlines trump basic common courtesy. Simply put, mind your manners to build healthy relationships at work.

6. The Stick in the Mud. This person is all business all of the time. Disapproving of any attempt at levity, the constant killjoy doesn't have fun at work and doesn't think anyone else should either.

The right approach: Have a sense of humor and don't be afraid to laugh at yourself once in awhile. A good laugh can help you build rapport, boost morale, and deflate tension when working under stressful situations.

It's fairly easy to spot the qualities that make the above individuals irritating -- at least when the behaviors are displayed by others. It can be a challenge to recognize when you exhibit them yourself. You may not realize, for instance, that you always pepper your communications with industry- or company-specific jargon, even when speaking with new employees or outside contacts. Though you may not be a full-fledged Interrupter or Stick in the Mud, take care to avoid heading down their paths.

The best advice: Remember common courtesy and act toward others as you want them to act toward you.


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Seven iPhone Disappointments


Apple's new iPhone promises to be 4.7 ounces of awesome.

It will do everything the iPhone does well--surfing the Web, serving up music and movies, and letting you flick through your voicemail messages with a fingertip--only faster and cheaper.

Yet imperfections still lurk, in spite of Chairman Steve Jobs' maniacal attention to detail. Even before its release, there are some niggling issues--some minor, others major--that make the iPhone a mere gadget, just like any other. Just ask those pesky bloggers:

The Cost
Those crafty phone companies! Yes, at $199, the new iPhone is cheaper up-front than the original, which first went on sale starting at $499 last year. It is not, however, less expensive to own. Do the math and you find out the iPhone will cost $160 more over two years than the original iPhone because AT&T (nyse: T - news - people ) put together a pricier data plan for the phone to help it subsidize the up-front cost of the handset. The gadget fiends at Gizmodo called that "a small price to play," but Bits, the technology blog at The New York Times, called it "a step backwards for consumers."

No Flash
The iPhone is a surprisingly capable Web browser. Its wide, high-resolution screen and the ability to bop around the Web by tapping links with a fingertip has turned mobile Web surfing from a chore into a pleasure. The biggest hitch: the iPhone still doesn't support Adobe's (nasdaq: ADBE - news - people ) Flash technology, which means many multimedia-rich sites remain off limits. While Adobe is working hard to make its technology iPhone-friendly, don't hold your breath.

No Replaceable Batteries
Hardcore road warriors don't have time to stop and recharge their phones. Instead they carry their batteries with them, clicking them into their BlackBerrys in the backs of cabs, or, if they're lucky, in a coffee shop. By contrast, there's no easy way to crack open the new iPhone's sleek case to pop in a battery, disappointing bloggers. And while kits are available for do-it-yourselfers, we wouldn't recommend trying it in between bites of your bagel.

Video Recording
Apple's (nasdaq: AAPL - news - people ) computers come preloaded with iMovie, a slick little application that makes video editing easy and fun. Apple's iPods, with the exception of the Shuffle, have evolved into snappy little video viewing machines. But if you want to record video, you'd better talk to Sony (nyse: SNE - news - people ). Despite its built-in two-megapixel camera, Apple isn't building the ability to take video into its new phone, a feature even many low-end so-called "feature phones" include.

No Cut-And-Paste
The inability to copy a chunk of text and paste it into another application has baffled geeks since the iPhone's introduction last year. It's a simple tool that would make blogging and zapping bits of text to friends via e-mail a breeze. And, yes, it can be done without screwing up the phone's interface.

No Multimedia Messaging Service
This might be the most interesting example of what makes the iPhone quirky: There are some things dirt-cheap phones cranked out by the tens of millions can do that the vaunted iPhone cannot. Forbes.com's David Ewalt sees the lack of support for Multimedia Messaging Service as one of the most maddening. Want to open an image sent to you via MMS by a friend from her (dirt-cheap) mobile phone? No dice.

Bonus: No Voice Dialing
No blogger we've seen has complained about this yet. Maybe that's because all the geeks who might whine about how tough it is to dial the iPhone died in fiery auto wrecks first, seeing as the iPhone doesn't have the voice-recognition smarts to let users dial verbally--the one feature makes the BlackBerry, with its nubby little plastic keyboard, usable on the road.


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Jun 26 - Schoolboy found hanged after his father confiscated his new Wii

school tie after his father confiscated a computer game.

Jake Roberts wanted to play it on his Nintendo Wii console but couldn't because his sister was watching TV.

An argument developed and when his father confiscated the game Jake stormed to his room. Hours later he was discovered hanging from his bed by his father.

The talented teenager, described as a sensitive boy with a fantastic imagination enjoyed writing stories and poems and even had one verse published after his school entered it into a competition.

The inquest heard evidence from Jake's devastated parents, Andrea and John, who lived with their son and daughter in Scarborough, North Yorkshire.

Mrs Roberts a bank clerk, became tearful as she recalled how her son had stormed off to his room after being told he could not play on the game.

She said: 'We gave him some money for his birthday so he went out and bought a computer game.

'When he came back he wanted to play it but his sister was using the television.

'He had a temper tantrum and stormed off upstairs.'

Mr Roberts, a printer, said: 'The first thing I saw when I walked in to Jake's bedroom was all the paper he had ripped up on the floor during his tantrum.

'The door was open with his bed to my left behind the door. I was going to tell him off when I turned. It took me a few seconds to register what I was seeing.'

'His school tie was round his neck and he was hung from his cabin bed. I tried to lift him and his tie was attached to a bar on the bed.'

An ambulance was called and Jake was rushed to Scarborough Hospital, but he was pronounced dead two days later as a result of hanging.

Mr Roberts continued: 'I honestly don't think he meant to hang himself. I think he was mad about the computer game and just did something stupid.'

Mrs Roberts added that the family had watched an episode of the BBC drama Casualty together weeks, before which had featured a young person hanging themselves.

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THIS IS REALLY SAD!!!

BAYTOWN, Texas - A 14-year-old girl who secretly gave birth in a school bathroom was charged with capital murder Thursday by police, who said she killed the newborn by choking and flushing him in the toilet.

The girl was charged as a juvenile; Baytown police Capt. Roger Clifford said prosecutors will decide whether to certify her as an adult. She cannot be executed if convicted because of her age.

The girl gave birth April 2 in a bathroom at Cedar Bayou Junior High. Police said she stuffed toilet paper in the infant’s throat and submerged him in a toilet. An autopsy confirmed the baby was alive and cried before his mother tried to flush him, police Lt. Eric Freed said

“We have had enough evidence to determine that this action was done intentionally and knowingly,” Clifford said. “That means beyond a reasonable doubt in our mind and in mind of the district attorney’s office and in mind of the medical examiner’s office, that this was not an accident.”

'Very sad situation'
The girl’s attorney, Gerald Yoakum, said the teen didn’t realize she was giving birth. She was 35 to 36 weeks pregnant.

School officials in this city 26 miles east of Houston learned of her pregnancy when another student who was in the restroom while the eighth-grader was in labor went to ask the school nurse for help.

The nurse and an assistant principal ran to the bathroom, discovered the girl had given birth and called 911.

The Goose Creek school district said it was also investigating what school rules the girl might have broken.

“It’s a very sad situation,” district spokeswoman Kathy Clausen said. “We’re all very concerned and very upset about it.”

The infant boy died just three days after another 14-year-old girl delivered a stillborn fetus in the bathroom of an airplane on her way back to Houston from a middle-school field trip.


Monday, May 19, 2008

MONDAY MUFFALETTA


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before I go too deep into today's offering...a big WTF goes out to Usher...I mean this is a guy who I thought I would never clown. Based on the amount of times I either fell in love or thought I was, there was always an Usher song to make things seem alright. I guess you can say that I was truly a benevolent follower of the guy I mean "I celebrate his entire catalog!"
I know, I know - reader: Dre, STFU and get to the point. Gentle reader, if you missed this weekend's atrocity on SNL here :



...alright so here's the back story - A while back, I posted that Usher made the comment that Chris Brown was going to follow in his path, as far as being an all around great entertainer (Usher, I still forgive you for LIGHT IT UP, you're really sh**ty role in SHE'S ALL THAT, and that one movie about THE BODYGUARD or something) but don't try to do Michael Jackson moves not too long after Chris Breezee killed it on the VMA's. So it's official, Ursher, Ursher, Ursher, has made himself damn near irrelevant and dated in my eyes. Still dunno what I'm ranting about....watch this...it's toward the end:




Now that we have this covered...on with the news of the day!

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FINALLY, I HAVE THE PICS FROM SUGE GETTIN KNOCKED THE F&@ OUT


If you didn't know, I can't stand a bully...and Suge Knight is really not on my list of favorite Mufu..as because he destroyed the greatest label ever formed, he jacked Dre, Pac, and a bunch of others out of loot and he knows who killed my man but won't be a "snitch." So after hearing the rumor, and reading the posts and tabloids, I bring you....SUGE LAID OUT!!






HERE'S WHAT DRE THINKS ABOUT IT...THE OOOOOOTHER DRE




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MTV's TOP TEN HOTTEST MC'S?

10. JIM JONES
09. COMMON
08. 50 CENT
07. JAY Z
06. YOUNG JEEZY
05. KANYE WEST
04. ANDRE 3000
03. THE GAME
02. T.I.
01. LIL' WAYNE


LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I have no respect for the...anyways that's the list ...movin' on


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DIDDY SPEAKS ON KANYE


SPEAKING OF KANYE...

So again, this weekend I got screwed out of seeing the GLOW IN THE DARK tour...I was supposed to dip over to Scranton PA and check out the show with Riske One but...it didn't work out...let's see if three times is a charm...I got invited to the Chicago show this Friday, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Dictator Ryan (JJ for the dummies) is probably gonna veto that quicker than Bush vetoes a cheaper gas bill.

He's always eatin' these:


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While sippin' on this!:

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nonetheless, Riske is supposed to get on here and gloat about how kick ass the show was. I'm hearing from true hip-hop aficionados that this is the best show EHHHVUUUUURRR...and that comes from skirts and grown ass men alike!

MORE COMIN' AT YA SOON SUCKAS!!!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

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Nominees for the MTV movie awards announced...

"Superbad" led all flicks as nominations were announced Tuesday morning (May 6) for the 17th Annual MTV Movie Awards, which will be broadcast live Sunday, June 1, from the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City, California. The raunchy teen comedy scored noms for Best Movie; Best Comedic Performance (Jonah Hill); and three bids in the Best Newcomer category, for Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Michael Cera.

You're not seeing double: The "Arrested Development" actor also picked up a Best Male Performance nomination for "Juno." The critical fave about a pregnant teen is also up for Best Movie, Best Female Performance for star Ellen Page and Best Kiss (for the pair's smooch at the end). And that's the truth, honest to blog.

Rounding out the nominees for Best Movie are "National Treasure: Book of Secrets," "I Am Legend," "Transformers" and "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End." At last year's ceremony "Transformers" won the award for Best Summer Movie You Haven't Seen Yet, while "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" walked away with the Golden Popcorn for Best Movie.

Will Captain Jack get to take home another prize on Movie Awards night? Johnny Depp's take on the seafaring scallywag is once again nominated for Best Comedic Performance. He took down Davy Jones no problem, but he'll have to raise the Skull and Crossbones to take down his competition in this category, including Hill, Adam Sandler ("I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry"), Seth Rogen ("Knocked Up") and Amy Adams ("Enchanted").

The enchanting Adams, meanwhile, proves that fairy tales really do come true, with a record-tying three individual nominations. Aside from her nod for Best Comedic Performance, the newest Disney princess boasts nominations for Best Female Performance and Best Kiss (with Patrick Dempsey). To be crowned Queen of the Ball for the former, however, she'll have to beat out Keira Knightley ("Pirates of the Caribbean"), Katherine Heigl ("Knocked Up"), Page and Jessica Biel ("I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry"). Hey, if the glass slipper fits.

The wicked stepmother isn't around this year to put a damper on the fun, but there will be plenty of meanies anyway, as five of the biz's baddest show up to fight for Best Villain. The frightful five are Depp, for his role as the bereaved barber in "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"; Angelina Jolie, for her, um, "graphic" take on Grendel's mother in "Beowulf"; Topher Grace, for his role as Venom in "Spider-Man 3"; Oscar winner Javier Bardem for the coin-flipping assassin with the silly haircut in "No Country for Old Men"; and Denzel Washington for his take on drug lord Frank Lucas in "American Gangster."

Washington is also nominated for the same role in the category of Best Male Performance. Aside from Cera, other nominees in the category include Will Smith ("I Am Legend"), Matt Damon ("The Bourne Ultimatum") and Shia LaBeouf ("Transformers").

Between "Transformers," "Surf's Up" and "Disturbia," it was a big year for LaBeouf, but not as big as it was for the nominees in the category of Breakthrough Performance, all of whom catapulted into the mainstream. Zac Efron and Nikki Blonsky ("Hairspray"), Megan Fox ("Transformers"), Chris Brown ("This Christmas") and Seth Rogen ("Knocked Up") join the "Superbad" three.

It'll be a fight to the finish, but nothing like the kind of brawls that are nominated this year in the category of Best Fight, which include Damon vs. Joey Asah, for their rooftop rumble in "The Bourne Ultimatum"; Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco, for their superhero smackdown in "Spider-Man 3"; Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell for the global grudge match in "Jumper"; Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming for their behemoth beating in "Rush Hour 3"; and Alien vs. Predator for their whoever-wins-we-lose grapple in "AvP: Requiem."

If only they could kiss and make up, like the nominees for Best Kiss, including LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer ("Disturbia"), Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman ("Step Up 2: The Streets"), Adams and Dempsey, Page and Cera, and Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung ("Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix").

In a new category this year, five films are nominated as the Best Summer Movie So Far. They are "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," "Sex and the City: The Movie," "Speed Racer," "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" and "Iron Man."

The destiny of the awards lies in the hands of the viewers: Fans can vote by visiting MovieAwards.MTV.com before May 23 to support their favorite nominees in each category. Fans can also go online to vote for the user-generated category, Best Movie Spoof, where viewers have the opportunity to submit their own original movie shorts parodying films from the past year. MTV has partnered with UGC video sites, including Photobucket, MySpace, Daily Motion, Break, Buzznet, Heavy and FunnyorDie to give anyone and everyone with a creative vision their chance to shine in a celeb-filled arena. Finalists for the Best Movie Spoof will be flown to Los Angeles to attend the awards, where one will be crowned the winner.

The always-irreverent awards show will be hosted by comedian Mike Myers for a second year, after his 1997 stint as Movie Awards MC. The show will be executive-produced by Emmy-winning producer Mark Burnett.

Performers and presenters will be announced soon!

The MTV Movie Awards will air live on MTV on Sunday, June 1. All the latest updates on nominees, presenters, performers, voting, contests and much more can be found on MovieAwards.MTV.com. And check out Movies.MTV.com for the latest movie news, trailers, photos and more!



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Tulane Fraternity Suspended, 8 Arrested After 'Hell Night' Hazing Incident

NEW ORLEANS — Ten Tulane University fraternity members faced felony charges Wednesday and the school suspended Pi Kappa Alpha following accusations that the group burned pledges with hot water and pepper spray during a "hell night" initiation.

The fraternity members face felony battery charges — punishable by up to 15 years in prison — in an alleged hazing incident in which two pledges received second- and third-degree burns from boiling water and crab boil being poured on their bodies.

"The two students were treated at a local hospital for severe burns that occurred during the hazing," Officer Gary Flot, a New Orleans police spokesman, said in a news release.

A Tulane spokesman refused to comment on the allegations or the status of the students on Wednesday, but the school issued a news release saying it had suspended its chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity and would investigate.

"This fraternity is no longer a recognized fraternity at Tulane," the school's news release said. "The university has zero tolerance for any type of hazing or other incident which can potentially endanger the well being of any student."

Eight of the fraternity members had turned themselves in to New Orleans police by Wednesday. They were booked with aggravated second-degree battery.

Two others were still being sought.

The pledges were scalded with hot crab boil and pepper spray late April 26 or early April 26 to see who could stand the most pain, Frank D'Amico Jr., an attorney for one of the victims, told WWL-TV.

D'Amico did not return calls from The Associated Press.

Two of the victims had second- and third-degree burns to various parts of the body and were treated at Touro Hospital. A Pi Kappa Alpha national spokesman said Wednesday the fraternity would have a statement later.

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Canadians Protesting
Jamaican Laws on homosexuality...



Prime Minister Bruce Golding has announced that the island's buggery laws will not be repealed, despite enormous international pressure.

Egale Canada, a human rights group based in Toronto, Canada, recently announced its intention to call for a tourism boycott of the island, as well as a ban on the country's goods and services. The group issued a May 12 ultimatum on the Jamaican Government and threatened to make a public announcement five days later, encouraging the ban if its demands were not met.

The group appealed for the production of public service announcements denouncing homophobia/transphobia, called for a national homophobia/transphobia education campaign and lobbied for the abolition of the buggery law and any other law that stigmatises or criminalises consensual same-sex acts.

The Jamaica Hotel and Tourist Association (JHTA) had expressed concern about the threats, and added that the Canadian market was a particularly viable one. Wayne Cummings, head of the JHTA, told THE STAR in an earlier interview, "They are a very forward-thinking, liberal country, and I'm sure there may be some credibility to the argument that they could affect us."

Ignoring the issue

However, Prime Minister Golding, speaking at his post-budget press briefing at Jamaica House yesterday, said he has seen nothing yet to cause him to consider a review of the buggery laws. The prime minister, who has been accused of ignoring the issue by the Jamaica Forum for Lesbians, All-Sexuals and Gays (JFLAG), said: "There is a road down which I'm not going to allow this country to go under my leadership."

He also voiced his opposition to same-sex marriages. "There are people who use the same philosophical kind of basis to seek, for example, legislative changes to redefine marriage so that marriage in law must mean something different from what marriage is now. Once we embark on that express way I am not certain at what point we are going to get off."

He continued, "As far as this prime minister is concerned, marriage means a union sanctified and endorsed by law between a man and a woman. And I don't want to speak with any ambiguity about where this yah prime minister rest."

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Havin' a big ass will
keep ya from getting diabetes!



CHICAGO (Reuters) - A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.


They said subcutaneous fat, or fat that collects under the skin, helped to improve sensitivity to the hormone insulin, which regulates blood sugar.

Mice that got transplants of this type of fat deep into their abdomens lost weight and their fat cells shrank, even though they made no changes in their diet or activity levels.

"It was a surprising result," said Dr. Ronald Kahn of Harvard Medical School in Boston, whose study appears in the journal Cell Metabolism.

"We actually found it had a beneficial effect, and it was especially true when you put it inside the abdomen," Kahn said in a telephone interview.

Kahn said he started the study to find out why fat located in different parts of the body seems to have different risks of metabolic disease such as diabetes.

Researchers have known for some time that fat that collects in the abdomen -- known as visceral fat -- can raise a person's risk of diabetes and heart disease, while people with pear-shaped bodies, with fat deposits in the buttocks and hips, are less prone to these disorders.

Now it turns out that subcutaneous fat -- fat found just under the skin -- may be actively protecting people from metabolic disease.

Kahn and colleagues conducted a series of experiments on mice where they transplanted subcutaneous fat from donor mice into the bellies and under the skin of mice.

Mice that got subcutaneous fat transplanted into their bellies started to slim down after several weeks, and they also showed improved blood sugar and insulin levels compared to mice that underwent a sham procedure.

"What we found was that when we put it in either place, there was some improvement in metabolism," Kahn said.

"I think it's an important result because not only does it say that not all fat is bad, but I think it points to a special aspect of fat where we need to do more research," he said.

Kahn's team is working to find the substances produced in subcutaneous fat that provide the benefit with the hope of developing a drug that might copy this effect. Although fat is known to produce several hormones, Kahn said none of the known hormones appeared to be involved in this process.

"If we can capture those (substances), we might have an opportunity to convert them into drugs or use them as guides to help develop drugs," he said.

(Editing by Maggie Fox and Doina Chiacu)
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I can't help myself!!!! I mean every time I see the damn commercial I fall out laughing!
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MORE FUN FROM YA BOY!!



THIS WAS MAD FUNNY TOO...
OLDIE BUT DEF. HILARIOUS


Tuesday, May 6, 2008

DAMMIT....THERE'S NO GOOD JUICY NEWS TODAY SOOO...(PARENTAL ADVISORY!!)

I'm gonna talk some ish!!!
(PARENTAL ADVISORY)
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I really must be getting old because over half of the sh*t I see on TV nowadays makes me so damn irate...tonight's target...MTV.

I won't start this off by asking the question..."what happened?" or "it's called Mtv as in Music Television, so why is it that I only get to see videos in the middle of the night or during TRL?" No, I won't do that today because it's already been done...but why does my Tivo say that Carson Daily's still the host in the description window for TRL? That f&*%in' guy hasn't even been in that building since I was finishing my first year of being a freshman...a long time ago...

MTV used to be the place for the younger generation to go to enjoy the things that our parents weren't really down with. Life was good; in fact, life was grand...until that fateful day that some executive sitting in business class on a transatlantic flight decided that this new format for television called "reality television" would take US television ratings to a new level...because it's good to mimic the Brits right?

I know that reality TV is really the big deal and has been because we're so damn bored with our own lives so we watch other mindless souls that have a little bit a more courage and looks than us make asses of themselves half an hour a week on what seems to be about 40-50 shows.

THE REAL WORLD was innovative in the early days...there were characters on there that we still remember to this day...like Puck. That did well for several seasons and now, we just see the same old shit every season...the stereotypical and obligatory stereotypes from various walks of life. Then the (group)think tank over at Bunim Murray decided that THE REAL WORLD model would work outside of the city...so let's take it to the Amazon or the outback and throw in some team building exercises based around the fears stated by the participants on their audition video. I used to love MTV but even I couldn't keep up with The Real World/Road Rules/TRR,RR CHALLENGE/ INFERNO/ETC. WHY?


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Before you completely write this off as yet another tyrannical entry that's completely ridiculous...think about how far they've taken it over there at Viacom. The Hills, Another Taste of Tila, and flagship THE REAL WORLD. No substance whatsoever! But everyone enjoy's it...We are over indulging on this fat of the land. If we were to liken these lil' shows to say...food... I think that by the time the week's over we're looking like Mikey from the "I'm Happy to be Fat" episode of True Life. Seriously, it's to the point where there are reality shows, spinoffs, spinoffs of spinoffs, and weekly wrap up shows discussing all of the above; and oh, by the way, Rock The Vote!

I'm just as guilty because I bring to you all of the same ignorance on my show...when I'm told to... but at the end of the day pick up a damn newspaper and a book and get some real knowledge in your head...if that doesn't sound good, then take your ass outside of the house and be productive...do we really care that "dumb broad A" got into a fight with "scandalous broad #3" on The Hills? If you do...listen to JJ's show because I don't put up with that sh*t!!!



Till then, get ya minds right, take ya vitamins, and wash ya ass!


deuces fam!...