Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Engaged?

Yeah, you punk asses heard it right...supposedly Mimi has a fat rock and a big ass ring. I mean how the hell does a Nick Cannon scoop up my girl. Who the **** would of thought a lil' ass clowin like that would soil my dreams of makin it go down with Tommy Mattola's sloppy seconds. But I wondered why the hell she'd been posted up with both him and Da Brat so much lately!?!?!? More to come on this as soon as I pick up my jaw and get more intel on the sich-e-ation.

Damn Nick Cannon piped that...

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YOU BETTER STAND UP FOR, MS. WEST!

Kanye and the rest of the Glow in the Dark crew recently played Denver at the Pepsi Center last night. As usual, I heard it was off the hook. The only thing is a little controversy was stirred during Ye's set when he was doing a tribute to his mom and someone in the first few rows was sitting down. He asked the crowd to stand up but was clearly looking right at whoever was sitting because the whole crowd was up. He asked again and then on the verge of a Kanye freak out he looked right at the person and said "stand up out of respect...everyone stand up, unless you are in a wheelchair". I don’t know if the person got up, but they might have been in a wheelchair. If my poor memory is right, this happened before with ‘Ye and wheelchair-bound person.

IS WHITNEY BACK ON THAT "LEAN" AGAIN?

“R&B diva Whitney Houston disappointed a sold-out crowd who came to see a rare performance by the trouble-prone singer at the Plymouth Jazz Festival in Tobago on Sunday. Houston opened her show with ‘Its Not Right, But Its Okay’ and by her third song, ‘Saving All My Love,’ the once soprano’s newfound tenor tone was in full rasp. Wearing a white gown with a single shoulder strap, Houston skipped around the stage and continuously shouted to the crowd: ‘I love you Trinidad !’ Unfortunately, the concert was in Tobago! Locals shouted back each time: ‘This is Tobago!’”

--That's one of the worst things that could happen to her...I mean if you've ever been on a stage for a major show you would know that they tape the location of the venue (phonetically ) on the floor in plain sight of the artist(s). This is a travesty for Whitney fans around the room. Put down the rocks immediately and pick up some common sense. F***!

MY FAVORITE SONG IN THE FREE WORLD RIGHT NOW: MARIAH CAREY - THANKS FOR NOTHING

A CLASSIC TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER...GET FAMILIAR!