TUESDAY'S BIZNATCH (should I really be classified as "snarky"?)

RAY J HITTIN' UP WHITNEY

ON SOME NICK & MARIAH ISH?

Word on the street...well almost confirmed now...Whitney Houston has been proposed to by Ray "I'm the guy who did Kim K on the video" J. She has yet to give him an answer which makes me believe that maybe she's not gonna say yes. At one point baggin' Whitney was an honor, a feat, a priveledge...but who wants a washed up junkie fallin' in and out of recovery? Obviously Ray J.

I'll keep you posted with the get down as more information comes in!

JUSTIN? DON'T DO IT!

J Tim seems to be following suit with many other celebs right now...he's more than thinkin; about takin' the big plunge. The already boo'd up Timberlake want's to marry his girl Jessica Biel. Evidently, there's plans of gettin' hitched on the West Indian island of Mustique. Go ahead and commit for a couple years...until you're ready to drop your next album...see, you got rid of your Charlie's Angel before you brought sexy back and look at the fruit! Then look at Usher's crusty musty ass gettin' ready to drop a new tape with a jealous woman at the house. I think his sales now VS confessions is gonna tumble like a drunk fat man down a flight of stairs. Let's hope Timmy's girl isn't the same!

THE GAME'S BEEN DIVESTED OF HIS BENTLEY

See, here's another moment of hateration by the so called govament (only fans of Steven Segal will get that) they took big homie's whip because he had expired tags...I know from personal experience that it's not a fun situation...But at the end of the day, after paying fines, taxes, firstborn and gettin insurance The Game will get his over priced Buick back!

Random Rumors...shout out to

the other bloggin' ass contributors!

Supposedly there's a sex tape with Brit and Federline with ya girl goin in on that lollipop!

Sean "Puffy" Combs on his clothing line -"Sean John is fashion Viagra. I’ve had 40 year-old men tell me that once they started wearing Sean Jean, everything changed for them, [including] their sex life." hahahahahahahahahaha...you'll never see me sportin' my old man wood in a pair of SJ sweats!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Engaged?

Yeah, you punk asses heard it right...supposedly Mimi has a fat rock and a big ass ring. I mean how the hell does a Nick Cannon scoop up my girl. Who the **** would of thought a lil' ass clowin like that would soil my dreams of makin it go down with Tommy Mattola's sloppy seconds. But I wondered why the hell she'd been posted up with both him and Da Brat so much lately!?!?!? More to come on this as soon as I pick up my jaw and get more intel on the sich-e-ation.

Damn Nick Cannon piped that...

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YOU BETTER STAND UP FOR, MS. WEST!

Kanye and the rest of the Glow in the Dark crew recently played Denver at the Pepsi Center last night. As usual, I heard it was off the hook. The only thing is a little controversy was stirred during Ye's set when he was doing a tribute to his mom and someone in the first few rows was sitting down. He asked the crowd to stand up but was clearly looking right at whoever was sitting because the whole crowd was up. He asked again and then on the verge of a Kanye freak out he looked right at the person and said "stand up out of respect...everyone stand up, unless you are in a wheelchair". I don’t know if the person got up, but they might have been in a wheelchair. If my poor memory is right, this happened before with ‘Ye and wheelchair-bound person.

IS WHITNEY BACK ON THAT "LEAN" AGAIN?

“R&B diva Whitney Houston disappointed a sold-out crowd who came to see a rare performance by the trouble-prone singer at the Plymouth Jazz Festival in Tobago on Sunday. Houston opened her show with ‘Its Not Right, But Its Okay’ and by her third song, ‘Saving All My Love,’ the once soprano’s newfound tenor tone was in full rasp. Wearing a white gown with a single shoulder strap, Houston skipped around the stage and continuously shouted to the crowd: ‘I love you Trinidad !’ Unfortunately, the concert was in Tobago! Locals shouted back each time: ‘This is Tobago!’”

--That's one of the worst things that could happen to her...I mean if you've ever been on a stage for a major show you would know that they tape the location of the venue (phonetically ) on the floor in plain sight of the artist(s). This is a travesty for Whitney fans around the room. Put down the rocks immediately and pick up some common sense. F***!

MY FAVORITE SONG IN THE FREE WORLD RIGHT NOW: MARIAH CAREY - THANKS FOR NOTHING

A CLASSIC TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER...GET FAMILIAR!