TUESDAY'S BIZNATCH (should I really be classified as "snarky"?)

RAY J HITTIN' UP WHITNEY

ON SOME NICK & MARIAH ISH?

Word on the street...well almost confirmed now...Whitney Houston has been proposed to by Ray "I'm the guy who did Kim K on the video" J. She has yet to give him an answer which makes me believe that maybe she's not gonna say yes. At one point baggin' Whitney was an honor, a feat, a priveledge...but who wants a washed up junkie fallin' in and out of recovery? Obviously Ray J.

I'll keep you posted with the get down as more information comes in!

JUSTIN? DON'T DO IT!

J Tim seems to be following suit with many other celebs right now...he's more than thinkin; about takin' the big plunge. The already boo'd up Timberlake want's to marry his girl Jessica Biel. Evidently, there's plans of gettin' hitched on the West Indian island of Mustique. Go ahead and commit for a couple years...until you're ready to drop your next album...see, you got rid of your Charlie's Angel before you brought sexy back and look at the fruit! Then look at Usher's crusty musty ass gettin' ready to drop a new tape with a jealous woman at the house. I think his sales now VS confessions is gonna tumble like a drunk fat man down a flight of stairs. Let's hope Timmy's girl isn't the same!

THE GAME'S BEEN DIVESTED OF HIS BENTLEY

See, here's another moment of hateration by the so called govament (only fans of Steven Segal will get that) they took big homie's whip because he had expired tags...I know from personal experience that it's not a fun situation...But at the end of the day, after paying fines, taxes, firstborn and gettin insurance The Game will get his over priced Buick back!

Random Rumors...shout out to

the other bloggin' ass contributors!

Supposedly there's a sex tape with Brit and Federline with ya girl goin in on that lollipop!

Sean "Puffy" Combs on his clothing line -"Sean John is fashion Viagra. I’ve had 40 year-old men tell me that once they started wearing Sean Jean, everything changed for them, [including] their sex life." hahahahahahahahahaha...you'll never see me sportin' my old man wood in a pair of SJ sweats!