Thursday, February 14, 2008

TODAY'S CELEBRITY...(insert cliche word here...scoop, hot list, hot sheet...etc.)

first of all...gas face to pinche JJ Ryan...aka Pig Vomit...Even though you asked for the past week...he doesn't want me to play any slow jams for you tonight for Valentine's Day...but it's ok he's still not quite sure what romance is...but tis still our loss...he had that coming

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alright...now for the real news:

Rihanna went in on Hova for somethin or another...rumor is Jay is mad jealous because she's with Chris Brown...I still think she waves the rainbow flag with Alicia!!!

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Also, you hear mariah's new ish yet...and with such a she-tay first single....she still wants to call her album E=MC2 (emancipation = Mariah Carey ummm...squared) as in better than the last... not so fast trick...put somethin out less predictable...sounds like a scared maid singin under her breath about gettin' tapped by the man of the house...but I still like it....this week.

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Then there's this trailer park princess Hanna Ray Cyrus...it's sad when the 13 year old's that are just now forming opinions about girls have this to look at and get excited about...back in the day we had Soliel Moon Frye and Lisa Turtle...but this? not hot! Sorry kids! But as usual I digress...Miley and her pappy are in trouble by up in arms parents and PTA affiliates because Miley got in the back of her dad's car and they drove away and Miley had no seatbelt on... 2 things A. if they wrecked she would learn her lesson and B. WFC? do we really have nothing else to worry about than some chick not having her seatbelt on in a video...do we really need the "it's a necessity, not an accessory" line? Take care of your kids and you won't need a 15 year old role model/babysiter on a plasma screen to influence you're kids so heavily.

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Finally, Gary Coleman perpetuates the vicious stereotype with this gummy-faced broad whom he allegedly secretly married back in August...no other commentary needed.

KANYE'S "FLASHING LIGHTS" VIDEO TRAILER

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ISH TO COME OUT



DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE TOUR...I WILL MOS' DEF' IN BE THERE ...WILL YOUR STANKIN' ASS? SHEEEEYUH I MIGHT HAVE TO DIP OVER TO THE KICK OFF BACK HOME IN SAN JO' (AKA SAN JOSE (CA) FOR THE GINGERS)

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A BUNCH OF BUMS!!!!! WELLL WE'RE DOWN TO 2 AGAIN!!!

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Hey it's me...Dre...
IT'S A DAMN SHAME!!!!!! So there's been a damn near 2 week hiatus! Not for lack of content but so much s*** going on both in and out of the show. I'll go ahead and put this out there...the girls are no longer with the show! Yeah it sucks but...umm so do evictions. So we are down to 2 again.
Apart from that...we sometimes suffer when we work for "the man" because when he's not happy, he makes damn sure that it trickles down. Though it's taken every ounce of restraint to leave issues off the air...I must wait until everything blows over before I delve into all of that.


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Fayetteville, Springdale, Bentonville - Nooooo outside delivery for valentine's day...i mean are you serious? What this means is that just because the homely and lonely teachers that didn't get anything ...or anyone... are haaayyyyyteeerrrs. I'm not gettin' a damn thing but you don't see me tryin' to end VD like a damn out of season grinch. This is almost as atrocious as the fact that no bar has a 5 AM liquor license in NWA.

Speaking of the day of atrocity, Happy Valentine's Day...Booooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
More to come today but for now let's enjoy this tasty love song!

Mariah doin it big! - thank god I found you feat. Joe (the guy who sang "I wanna know" for you slow pokes)

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Talkin with you NWA!

Its wednesday Night and wow what a night!!! I found out on the show that I HAVE A KID! NO, just kiddin!! Anyways we are in talks on how to ramp up the show just for u!!! Yeah thats 'cause we love you NWA. AHHH, but seriously we had coffee and our trivia question : Who is Janet Jackson Ingaged to? Give us a shout @ 479- 521-1057 or 621-1057. Talk to ya L8er!!
JERMZ




AHHHHH I SUCK AGAIN (tuesday night wrap up)

So Tuesday night we covered what you kids do on your free time in the trivia question and then breached the topic of whether or not it was cool for guys to buy chicks roses from the creepy rose lady at the bar/club. All I have to say is don't do it! It's dumb for chicks to feel special because you got a jello shot and a rose at the same time...no the thought doesn't count because he's just tryin' to...well tap tap tap it. And guys....if she's around long enough for the rose....then you're probably already in...unless she ends up losing it in the bathroom while she's throwing up.

We also learned that the interns are dumb...they do not know basic facts about some huuuuuge public figures.

That's about it...Styles P beat out Trazz and Wayne Wonder in Lock it or drop it and tonight (Wednesday) we'll see if Styles can hold it down 2 nights in a row!!!! Holla at ya boy!

Monday, January 28, 2008

VALENTINE'S DAY PT. 1

Why? I mean is it something that we need in our life? Valentine's Day is a filthy crock and well, I just don't support our culture that is engulfed with material possessions being the soothsayer of how one feels for another. I'm not saying that I don't give gifts or receive them but it's the people that get all depressed and feel like their life is empty because of some arbitrary day that was coined to be celebratory of couple hood. So what's your deal with it? Do you really feel like this one day symbolizes the culmination of whatever union you may or may not be apart of ? It is what it is...but it doesn't sit well with me for the folks that become so desperate that they go on ridiculous blind dates or end up at a bar hookin up with some undesirable thing only to wake up the following morning feeling worse than the day before; and no, this has not happened to me dammit!
I'm on some kind of jaded soap box and tirade that I know many of you disagree with...but so be it....Holla at ya boy!

THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW JAN 28 - FEB 01

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This week doesn't quite have a set theme we're just gonna keep it movin! You'll be getting familiar with this weeks Idol crap along with a bunch of ridiculousness that we come up with on the fly and oh yeah R.I.P. to "The Fab 5" I decided to discontinue this item.


So as far as the preparation of Valentine's Day aka VD we will start preparing the ladies of the show for what may turn out to be their first dates! I'm not a fan of this commercial day of love...just never been my thing....there it is for next week...we'll find the cheap guys who break up b4 VD so they don't have to spend any loot! So if you know someone like that get in touch with me and we'll blast em off!!!! dre@dreboogs.com



Your chances to get qualified for Matchbox 20 are always there along with guest list passes to go see Mix Master Mike at George's on Feb. 15th

THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT AT THIS POINT....CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!!